8,794
Doritos Eaten
77
Friend Invites Ignored
3
Dad Jokes Told
94
Teamfights Missed
74
Legendary Skin Dupes
57
Teammates Reported
59
Bad Plays of the Game
2,180
Hours on Loading Screen
32
AFK Turret Kills
145,778
Lucio Bounces
854
Enemy Plays Ruined
109
Initiations Failed
20
Basketball Shots Made
491
Wasted Ultimates
22
Kaplan Mashups Watched
83%
Female Hero Playtime
164
Deaths from Lag
758
Angry Hero Switches
59
One Night Friendships
51%
Chance of going Pro
12
Tire Suicides
