
3
Dad Jokes Told

22
Kaplan Mashups Watched

94
Teamfights Missed

51%
Chance of going Pro

59
One Night Friendships

12
Tire Suicides

854
Enemy Plays Ruined

164
Deaths from Lag

145,778
Lucio Bounces

2,180
Hours on Loading Screen

77
Friend Invites Ignored

83%
Female Hero Playtime

758
Angry Hero Switches

59
Bad Plays of the Game

57
Teammates Reported

491
Wasted Ultimates

109
Initiations Failed

20
Basketball Shots Made

32
AFK Turret Kills

8,794
Doritos Eaten

74
Legendary Skin Dupes