3
Dad Jokes Told
22
Kaplan Mashups Watched
94
Teamfights Missed
51%
Chance of going Pro
59
One Night Friendships
12
Tire Suicides
854
Enemy Plays Ruined
164
Deaths from Lag
145,778
Lucio Bounces
2,180
Hours on Loading Screen
77
Friend Invites Ignored
83%
Female Hero Playtime
758
Angry Hero Switches
59
Bad Plays of the Game
57
Teammates Reported
491
Wasted Ultimates
109
Initiations Failed
20
Basketball Shots Made
32
AFK Turret Kills
8,794
Doritos Eaten
74
Legendary Skin Dupes
