
188
Initiations Failed

283
Deaths from Lag

8,409
Doritos Eaten

1,063
Angry Hero Switches

81
Frozen Headshots

67%
Female Hero Playtime

119
Bad Plays of the Game

2,283
AFK Turret Kills

84
Tire Suicides

122,117
Lucio Bounces

1,118
Enemy Plays Ruined

169
Friend Invites Ignored

16
Dad Jokes Told

239
Teamfights Missed

65
Basketball Shots Made

34
Kaplan Mashups Watched

1,112
Wasted Ultimates

40%
Chance of going Pro

2,054
Hours on Loading Screen

148
One Night Friendships

139
Legendary Skin Dupes

225
Teammates Reported