2,100
AFK Turret Kills
4,579
Doritos Eaten
2,114
Hours on Loading Screen
881
Enemy Plays Ruined
22
Kaplan Mashups Watched
116
Teamfights Missed
17
Tire Suicides
73
One Night Friendships
62
Legendary Skin Dupes
108
Initiations Failed
85
Frozen Headshots
16
Basketball Shots Made
40,117
Lucio Bounces
52
Friend Invites Ignored
405
Angry Hero Switches
59
Teammates Reported
44%
Chance of going Pro
181
Deaths from Lag
54
Bad Plays of the Game
3
Dad Jokes Told
382
Wasted Ultimates
67%
Female Hero Playtime
