1,402
Hours on Loading Screen
43
Tire Suicides
8,756
Doritos Eaten
47
Initiations Failed
10
Kaplan Mashups Watched
41
Dad Jokes Told
29
Teammates Reported
28
One Night Friendships
210
Wasted Ultimates
16
AFK Turret Kills
39
Legendary Skin Dupes
40%
Chance of going Pro
58%
Female Hero Playtime
396
Enemy Plays Ruined
278
Angry Hero Switches
51
Teamfights Missed
53,280
Lucio Bounces
31
Bad Plays of the Game
29
Friend Invites Ignored
135
Deaths from Lag
8
Basketball Shots Made
