
57
Teammates Reported

82
Dad Jokes Told

77
One Night Friendships

26
Kaplan Mashups Watched

49
Friend Invites Ignored

30
Tire Suicides

67%
Chance of going Pro

172
Sombra Boops

109
Frozen Headshots

169
Deaths from Lag

88
Missed Jumps

62
Legendary Skin Dupes

1,449
Hours on Loading Screen

485
Angry Hero Switches

22,012
Lucio Bounces

159
Initiations Failed

71
Bad Hanzo Picks

705
Enemy Plays Ruined

575
Wasted Ultimates

25
Basketball Shots Made

101
AFK Turret Kills

37%
Female Hero Playtime

81
Bad Plays of the Game

3,612
Requests for Healing

1,308
Doritos Eaten

166
Teamfights Missed