
25
Basketball Shots Made

26
Tire Suicides

120
Initiations Failed

18
Dad Jokes Told

20,562
Lucio Bounces

667
Doritos Eaten

66
Bad Plays of the Game

73
Teamfights Missed

74
Bad Hanzo Picks

365
Angry Hero Switches

94
Deaths from Lag

27
Frozen Headshots

374
Sombra Boops

63
Friend Invites Ignored

414
Wasted Ultimates

82
Teammates Reported

358
Enemy Plays Ruined

1,323
Hours on Loading Screen

75%
Chance of going Pro

25%
Female Hero Playtime

109
AFK Turret Kills

150
Missed Jumps

48
Legendary Skin Dupes

64
One Night Friendships

330
Requests for Healing

22
Kaplan Mashups Watched