
32
Friend Invites Ignored

36
Dad Jokes Told

9
Bad Hanzo Picks

279
Wasted Ultimates

14
Tire Suicides

731
Requests for Healing

16
Frozen Headshots

10
Kaplan Mashups Watched

594
Doritos Eaten

100%
Chance of going Pro

52
Teammates Reported

394
Hours on Loading Screen

26
Bad Plays of the Game

32%
Female Hero Playtime

16,698
Lucio Bounces

189
Enemy Plays Ruined

82
AFK Turret Kills

128
Angry Hero Switches

31
One Night Friendships

24
Legendary Skin Dupes

36
Teamfights Missed

47
Deaths from Lag

6
Basketball Shots Made

56
Initiations Failed