15
Dad Jokes Told
67
AFK Turret Kills
169
Wasted Ultimates
11,078
Lucio Bounces
143
Sombra Boops
20
Friend Invites Ignored
28
Legendary Skin Dupes
43%
Female Hero Playtime
48
Bad Hanzo Picks
30
Teammates Reported
42%
Chance of going Pro
88
Missed Jumps
40
Initiations Failed
376
Hours on Loading Screen
237
Enemy Plays Ruined
52
Tire Suicides
26
Bad Plays of the Game
57
Teamfights Missed
37
Frozen Headshots
7
Kaplan Mashups Watched
41
Deaths from Lag
160
Angry Hero Switches
35
One Night Friendships
154
Requests for Healing
6
Basketball Shots Made
1,291
Doritos Eaten
