
44
Dad Jokes Told

243
Doritos Eaten

62
Teamfights Missed

26
Friend Invites Ignored

22
One Night Friendships

50
Deaths from Lag

25
Frozen Headshots

416
Hours on Loading Screen

36
Bad Plays of the Game

11
Tire Suicides

258
Angry Hero Switches

146
Bad Hanzo Picks

100%
Chance of going Pro

55
Teammates Reported

43
Initiations Failed

29
Legendary Skin Dupes

7
Basketball Shots Made

1,328
Requests for Healing

154
Enemy Plays Ruined

6
Kaplan Mashups Watched

367
Wasted Ultimates

49%
Female Hero Playtime

21,794
Lucio Bounces

76
AFK Turret Kills